{"id":9397,"date":"2023-06-26T08:24:51","date_gmt":"2023-06-26T12:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9397"},"modified":"2023-05-17T23:19:08","modified_gmt":"2023-05-18T03:19:08","slug":"apart-from-the-man-in-the-front-row","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/apart-from-the-man-in-the-front-row\/","title":{"rendered":"Apart From the Man in the Front Row"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>dressed in an all-black suit<\/li>\n<li>suede and velvet<\/li>\n<li>and tenacity and<\/li>\n<li>cutest earmuffs he\u2019s ever seen<\/li>\n<li>make this videoconference party special<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 811 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Apart from the man in the front row who&#8217;d demanded to know my identity, there were only two other people attending Jim&#8217;s pornographic sock puppet show. I didn&#8217;t recognize them. On stage, Jim was <em>dressed in an all-black suit<\/em> as puppeteers often are, but his suit was made of <em>suede and velvet and tenacity and<\/em> snakeskin. On his head were what he calls the <em>cutest earmuffs he&#8217;s ever seen<\/em>. They&#8217;re shaped like penguins, and I have to admit they are adorable. Jim adopted a squeaky voice for the female sock puppet and said, still with his southern-tinged slavic accent, &#8220;Tonight we <em>make this videoconference party special<\/em>est videoconference party ever, da?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tessa and I smirked at each other. That was the start of the raunchiest part of the show. Before it could really get good, though, the door behind us slammed open and an irate Petit Julien lurched into the puppet theater.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dressed in an all-black suit suede and velvet and tenacity and cutest earmuffs he\u2019s ever seen make this videoconference party special Tune in next time part 811 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Apart from the man in the front row who&#8217;d demanded to know my identity, there were only two other people attending [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,24,112,190,403,486],"class_list":["post-9397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-brother","tag-mime","tag-puppet","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9397"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9443,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9397\/revisions\/9443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}