{"id":9393,"date":"2023-06-12T08:41:48","date_gmt":"2023-06-12T12:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9393"},"modified":"2023-05-10T21:40:16","modified_gmt":"2023-05-11T01:40:16","slug":"dont-look-now-enzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dont-look-now-enzo\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t Look Now, Enzo&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>burly man with a thick neck<\/li>\n<li>appears to be a sequined ballgown<\/li>\n<li>fondness for partying, drinking, and womanizing<\/li>\n<li>photographic evidence of the handholding toilet experience<\/li>\n<li>they had a civil marriage<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 807 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t look now, Enzo,&#8221; I whispered, &#8220;but there&#8217;s a <em>burly man with a thick neck<\/em> creeping up behind you. He&#8217;s wearing what <em>appears to be a sequined ballgown<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She whispered back, &#8220;It sounds like he&#8217;s the sort of guy who has a <em>fondness for partying, drinking, and womanizing<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was a game we played, our own variation on What&#8217;s Their Story. Only everything we said was in code, so that we could relay important information to each other without anyone becoming suspicious.<\/p>\n<p>I nodded. &#8220;I think he&#8217;s a salesman for Hizzenherrs Toilets, and always carries <em>photographic evidence of the handholding toilet experience<\/em> they try to promote.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes went wide. &#8220;His parents founded the company. They liked to poop together because <em>they had a civil marriage<\/em>. Their motto was &#8216;Never go to the bathroom angry.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If that were true, it was worse than I thought, and the man sneaking up behind her wasn&#8217;t just any old mime. He was the most ruthless mime of them all, their king, Petit Julien.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>burly man with a thick neck appears to be a sequined ballgown fondness for partying, drinking, and womanizing photographic evidence of the handholding toilet experience they had a civil marriage Tune in next time part 807 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Don&#8217;t look now, Enzo,&#8221; I whispered, &#8220;but there&#8217;s a burly man with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,112,403,486],"class_list":["post-9393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-mime","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9393"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9422,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9393\/revisions\/9422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}