{"id":9391,"date":"2023-06-05T08:24:44","date_gmt":"2023-06-05T12:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9391"},"modified":"2023-05-08T21:20:05","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T01:20:05","slug":"rosenkrantz-and-his-tall-companion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/rosenkrantz-and-his-tall-companion\/","title":{"rendered":"Rosenkrantz and His Tall Companion"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>created a lot of real headaches<\/li>\n<li>hungry yet oddly belligerent<\/li>\n<li>medieval nonsense from an old song<\/li>\n<li>world\u2019s least-sexual use of lips<\/li>\n<li>as though by magic<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 805 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rosenkrantz and his tall companion ceased being polarized in perfect synchronicity, <em>as though by magic<\/em>. The final stage before normalcy resumed had their facial features squirming around like an organic Rubik&#8217;s cube, truly the <em>world&#8217;s least-sexual use of lips<\/em>. Nonsense words sprang from those writhing lips, sounding like <em>medieval nonsense from an old song<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Better get some pickles ready,&#8221; Tessa said.<\/p>\n<p>I nodded. Polarization makes one <em>hungry yet oddly belligerent<\/em> about eating. If you weren&#8217;t able to cram some food into a recent polarizee&#8217;s mouth pretty immediately it <em>created a lot of real headaches<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Then I had another thought. &#8220;We could just leave.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>created a lot of real headaches hungry yet oddly belligerent medieval nonsense from an old song world\u2019s least-sexual use of lips as though by magic Tune in next time part 805 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Rosenkrantz and his tall companion ceased being polarized in perfect synchronicity, as though by magic. The final [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342,403,486],"class_list":["post-9391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9391"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9409,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9391\/revisions\/9409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}