{"id":9339,"date":"2023-05-10T08:42:34","date_gmt":"2023-05-10T12:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9339"},"modified":"2023-05-04T21:27:29","modified_gmt":"2023-05-05T01:27:29","slug":"bingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/bingo\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Bingo&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Translation: feed me or I eat the cat.<\/li>\n<li>which contains the key-hole<\/li>\n<li>Why are rich people like this?<\/li>\n<li>they wanted a dead body<\/li>\n<li>evil influence of Uranus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 798 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bingo,&#8221; the tall, lightly polarized man said. &#8220;Here&#8217;s the message: trapezoidal zoology ferments pawprint neckerchiefs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To an ordinary person, that sounded like a password generator having a stroke. But I recognized it as an example of the Anarchy Code. <em>Translation: feed me or I eat the cat.<\/em> Which was, hopefully, another code. It had to be one that Jason and Lyudmila cooked up together, and I had no idea how, in this case, her twisted brain &#8212; which contains the key &#8212; would try to communicate with my twin&#8217;s twisted brain &#8212; <em>which contains the key-hole<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, now you&#8217;ll let us go, right?&#8221; asked the tall man.<\/p>\n<p>I winced.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I knew it!&#8221; he said. &#8220;I knew you&#8217;d screw us over. <em>Why are rich people like this?<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What made him think Jason was rich? His #1 ranking might sound impressive, but most wedding-goers wanted a rapper in the ceremony as much as <em>they wanted a dead body<\/em> in place of a cake.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know why, actually,&#8221; Tallness went on. &#8220;It&#8217;s the <em>evil influence of Uranus<\/em>. You think us normals don&#8217;t know about that, but we see it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Translation: feed me or I eat the cat. which contains the key-hole Why are rich people like this? they wanted a dead body evil influence of Uranus Tune in next time part 798 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Bingo,&#8221; the tall, lightly polarized man said. &#8220;Here&#8217;s the message: trapezoidal zoology ferments pawprint neckerchiefs.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-9339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9339"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9371,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9339\/revisions\/9371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}