{"id":9338,"date":"2023-05-08T08:37:33","date_gmt":"2023-05-08T12:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9338"},"modified":"2023-04-30T22:24:27","modified_gmt":"2023-05-01T02:24:27","slug":"lyudmila-hated-jason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/lyudmila-hated-jason\/","title":{"rendered":"Lyudmila Hated Jason"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>wanted nothing to do with him<\/li>\n<li>fatal slugs<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhen the sirens went off,\u201d<\/li>\n<li>directly to my tongue<\/li>\n<li>(but I definitely did)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 797 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lyudmila hated Jason. She always said she <em>wanted nothing to do with him<\/em>. Had she been lying the whole time, or had something recently changed her mind? Something, perhaps, like an encounter with near-<em>fatal slugs<\/em>? Lyudmila was both fascinated by and allergic to icicle slugs. The danger of anaphylaxis turned her on almost as much as the slugs&#8217; aphrodisiac qualities. <em>&#8220;When the sirens went off,&#8221;<\/em> I remember her telling me, &#8220;I knew the EMTs would save me, so I didn&#8217;t worry about it. I just rode that wave.&#8221; Having recently had an icicle slug applied <em>directly to my tongue<\/em>, I felt like I probably knew how she felt. Unless I didn&#8217;t<em> (but I definitely did)<\/em>. Would a near-death experience cause her to rethink her anti-Jason stance, if he were the one to supply the slugs? He&#8217;d had a pair of them since we were at the Academy, raising them as pets.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at Too Tall and lisped, &#8220;Icicle slugs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wanted nothing to do with him fatal slugs \u201cWhen the sirens went off,\u201d directly to my tongue (but I definitely did) Tune in next time part 797 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Lyudmila hated Jason. She always said she wanted nothing to do with him. Had she been lying the whole time, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,545,403,486],"class_list":["post-9338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-slugs","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9338"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9370,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9338\/revisions\/9370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}