{"id":9309,"date":"2023-04-10T08:32:02","date_gmt":"2023-04-10T12:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9309"},"modified":"2023-04-09T21:43:48","modified_gmt":"2023-04-10T01:43:48","slug":"i-didnt-care-why-shed-had-a-xylophone-glued-to-her-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-didnt-care-why-shed-had-a-xylophone-glued-to-her-head\/","title":{"rendered":"I Didn&#8217;t Care Why She&#8217;d had a Xylophone Glued to her Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Between every single smooch I was sopping up sweat<\/li>\n<li>Jeepers creepers!<\/li>\n<li>the standard inking method<\/li>\n<li>enters her wedding night tongue-tied<\/li>\n<li>weirdly pleasing metallic smell<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 789 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t care why she&#8217;d had a xylophone glued to her head. Simply knowing that Tessa was an ultra-secret spy was a total turn-on. I leaned over and kissed her, hard, on the mouth. The pickle brine on her tongue made my eyes sting, and her kisses raised my body heat. <em>Between every single smooch I was sopping up sweat<\/em> with the tablecloth, but I kept going back for more.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Jeepers creepers!<\/em>&#8221; Tessa cried. &#8220;You&#8217;re going to drown us both!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll be dehydrated soon,&#8221; I murmured, in what I hoped was a seductive voice.\u00a0I must have been wrong because Tessa immediately started talking about tattoos again, and how <em>the standard inking method<\/em> wouldn&#8217;t work if she used the pickle skewer, but she was willing to improvise.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tessa, no. No improvisation. No tattoos.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re acting like some blushing bride who <em>enters her wedding night tongue-tied<\/em> and scandalized, but I know you. You&#8217;re a man of the world. You&#8217;re the sort of man whose copious sweat has a <em>weirdly pleasing metallic smell<\/em>. The kind of man who is up for anything. The kind of man who&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She was interrupted by a deep voice booming from the depths of the pickle chapel. &#8220;The kind of man who&#8217;s about to get his ass kicked.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Between every single smooch I was sopping up sweat Jeepers creepers! the standard inking method enters her wedding night tongue-tied weirdly pleasing metallic smell Tune in next time part 789 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I didn&#8217;t care why she&#8217;d had a xylophone glued to her head. Simply knowing that Tessa was an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,54,403,486],"class_list":["post-9309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-kiss","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9312,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9309\/revisions\/9312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}