{"id":9285,"date":"2023-04-03T08:55:45","date_gmt":"2023-04-03T12:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9285"},"modified":"2023-04-02T17:01:18","modified_gmt":"2023-04-02T21:01:18","slug":"what-happened-to-timmuth-a-through-timmuth-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/what-happened-to-timmuth-a-through-timmuth-d\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;What Happened to Timmuth-A Through Timmuth-D?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>no easier way to put someone in a box<\/li>\n<li>gently inserting the tines around the circumference<\/li>\n<li>on a gondola in Venice<\/li>\n<li>drinking mimosas in secret<\/li>\n<li>the Aztec twelve-step<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 787 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What happened to Timmuth-A through Timmuth-D?&#8221; I asked, knowing it wouldn&#8217;t be pretty. Mimes are ruthless.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s <em>no easier way to put someone in a box<\/em> and get them to stay there than to kill them.&#8221; Tessa looked haunted. &#8220;At least that&#8217;s what Timmuth-E said.&#8221; She&#8217;d picked up the pickle skewer and was <em>gently inserting the tines around the circumference<\/em> of the kosher dill she&#8217;d been nibbling on.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s pretty dark,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t expecting you to say they were all <em>on a gondola in Venice<\/em>, <em>drinking mimosas in secret<\/em> or anything, but, shit, man. Mimes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tessa nodded solemnly. &#8220;Mimes are the worst.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Except Timmuth-E helped you escape&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No he didn&#8217;t. He slipped up and spilled some intel he shouldn&#8217;t have, that&#8217;s all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What was it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looked me dead in the eye and said something that took my breath away. &#8220;He taught me the twelfth and final step of <em>the Aztec twelve-step<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t believe it. &#8220;You mean&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She nodded and threw back another bite of pickle.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no easier way to put someone in a box gently inserting the tines around the circumference on a gondola in Venice drinking mimosas in secret the Aztec twelve-step Tune in next time part 787 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;What happened to Timmuth-A through Timmuth-D?&#8221; I asked, knowing it wouldn&#8217;t be pretty. Mimes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342,112,403,486],"class_list":["post-9285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food","tag-mime","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9285"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9298,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9285\/revisions\/9298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}