{"id":9275,"date":"2023-03-29T08:33:26","date_gmt":"2023-03-29T12:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9275"},"modified":"2023-03-26T17:20:01","modified_gmt":"2023-03-26T21:20:01","slug":"tessa-steeled-herself-with-another-chomp-of-pickle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tessa-steeled-herself-with-another-chomp-of-pickle\/","title":{"rendered":"Tessa Steeled Herself With Another Chomp of Pickle"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>a lot of maraschino cherries<\/li>\n<li>giggling under inappropriate circumstances<\/li>\n<li>flirting with my husband forever<\/li>\n<li>never done anything more musical than cupping his armpit<\/li>\n<li>usually requires special eye drops<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 786 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tessa steeled herself with another chomp of pickle and continued her tale.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They knew my mission was hopeless, but they sent me in anyway. They sent me in there for answers, knowing it&#8217;s impossible to make mimes talk. Well, I tried my best and all I did was make a bunch of very important enemies. It didn&#8217;t take long for them to catch on that I was up to something and lock me up. At first it wasn&#8217;t so bad, because they just put me in one of their invisible boxes. But I got sloppy and they figured out I was escaping, so then they used an actual cell.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You mean like in a jail?&#8221; I asked, smirking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t jail!&#8221; Tessa grumbled. She bit into the pickle again. &#8220;You know what this needs? A nice garnish. Most bars have <em>a lot maraschino cherries<\/em> and shit like that. Can we get some?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I signalled the bartender while making a rolling gesture to tell Tessa to go on with the story.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anyway, it was technically solitary confinement because I was the only one there. And being alone too much made me act weird, like <em>giggling under inappropriate circumstances<\/em> and hallucinating that I had a husband and then hallucinating that my sisters were <em>flirting with my husband forever<\/em>. Which, of course is what they would do. But giggling is against the rules, as is shouting at hallucinatory siblings, so my punishment kept getting extended. That&#8217;s why I was still there when another malcontent got put in the slammer and suddenly I had a cellmate. His crime: singing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I whistled. &#8220;That must be verging on treason in the mime community.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She nodded, then shook her head. &#8220;It was a total frame-up. He had <em>never done anything more musical than cupping his armpit<\/em>, which they all do. It&#8217;s why their hands smell.&#8221; She glanced around. &#8220;Where the hell are those cherries? Whatever. The new guy&#8217;s name was Timmuth-E, which he told me in one of the many notes we passed back and forth. We wrote them on thin air with our fingertips, and reading them <em>usually requires special eye drops<\/em> but we got good at it. Eventually, he shared the information that enabled me to escape.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a lot of maraschino cherries giggling under inappropriate circumstances flirting with my husband forever never done anything more musical than cupping his armpit usually requires special eye drops Tune in next time part 786 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Tessa steeled herself with another chomp of pickle and continued her tale. &#8220;They knew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,112,403],"class_list":["post-9275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-mime","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9275"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9284,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9275\/revisions\/9284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}