{"id":9249,"date":"2023-03-13T08:22:29","date_gmt":"2023-03-13T12:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9249"},"modified":"2023-03-12T21:50:18","modified_gmt":"2023-03-13T01:50:18","slug":"a-tattoo-in-the-shape-of-a-triangle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/a-tattoo-in-the-shape-of-a-triangle\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tattoo in the Shape of a Triangle"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>(who is awesome)<\/li>\n<li>I like seeing the diving board go boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!<\/li>\n<li>potential discombobulator<\/li>\n<li>small, stumpy feet<\/li>\n<li>returning to my spider-infested college<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 781 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A tattoo in the shape of a triangle didn&#8217;t sound too bad, all things considered. I started to relax. Tessa <em>(who is awesome)<\/em> said, &#8220;Not so fast. I like it better when you&#8217;re tense.&#8221; She ran her hand down into my white lab pants. &#8220;<em>I like seeing the diving board go boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!<\/em> If you know what I mean. It makes the tattooing much easier.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t want to be the <em>potential discombobulator<\/em> of Tessa&#8217;s dreams, but there was no way I was going to get a tattoo on my junk. Not even from someone as awesome as (or with such adorably <em>small, stumpy feet<\/em> as) Tessa. I grabbed her wrist and shook my head. &#8220;Not there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She pouted, and my heart broke. I felt as if I was <em>returning to my spider-infested college<\/em> years &#8212; a wretched stretch of time bereft of Tessa. It was during those years that she&#8217;d learned the art of tattoo, when she&#8217;d been a captive of the mimes. I had missed her terribly, but she&#8217;d had it far worse. Now that we were finally together again, for keeps, could I deny her anything?<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(who is awesome) I like seeing the diving board go boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! potential discombobulator small, stumpy feet returning to my spider-infested college Tune in next time part 781 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments A tattoo in the shape of a triangle didn&#8217;t sound too bad, all things considered. I started to relax. Tessa (who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,479,403,486],"class_list":["post-9249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tattoo","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9249"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9254,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9249\/revisions\/9254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}