{"id":9104,"date":"2023-01-09T08:38:22","date_gmt":"2023-01-09T13:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9104"},"modified":"2023-01-09T16:12:09","modified_gmt":"2023-01-09T21:12:09","slug":"zeus-pamplemousse-clamped-his-meaty-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/zeus-pamplemousse-clamped-his-meaty-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"Zeus Pamplemousse Clamped his Meaty Hands"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>known as the paranormal badboys<\/li>\n<li>with the light of the moon and the stars<\/li>\n<li>at least five members<\/li>\n<li>also known as a \u201cblurb\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Neptune and I<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 763 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Zeus Pamplemousse clamped his meaty hands over Tessa&#8217;s delicate ears and said, &#8220;You and your twin are, in certain circles, <em>known as the paranormal badboys<\/em> of your family.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was news to me, but I nodded. I would play along to get him to release my beloved.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is very eerie at my Moon Palace,&#8221; the mad Moon King continued. &#8220;<em>With the light of the moon and stars<\/em> as the only illumination, the mind plays tricks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I bit my tongue to hold back my questions about how much moonlight was actually visible on the surface of the moon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or are they tricks?&#8221; His bloodshot eyes were wide and intense. &#8220;I and <em>at least five members<\/em> of my retinue have seen a blurry banshee (<em>also known as a &#8220;blurb&#8221;<\/em> amongst the youths), creeping through the corridors. My brother <em>Neptune and I<\/em> have both heard the blurb hissing, much like you did moments ago. Tell me, oh paranormal badboy, are you a blurry banshee, or merely in league with them?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All I could think was, &#8220;Banshees don&#8217;t hiss, dumbass.&#8221; But I couldn&#8217;t say that to Zeus Pamplemousse, not when he held Tessa&#8217;s beautiful head in his mighty grip.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>known as the paranormal badboys with the light of the moon and the stars at least five members also known as a \u201cblurb\u201d Neptune and I Tune in next time part 763 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Zeus Pamplemousse clamped his meaty hands over Tessa&#8217;s delicate ears and said, &#8220;You and your twin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,163,403,486],"class_list":["post-9104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-ghost","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9112,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9104\/revisions\/9112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}