{"id":9008,"date":"2022-12-14T08:24:42","date_gmt":"2022-12-14T13:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9008"},"modified":"2022-12-11T19:24:02","modified_gmt":"2022-12-12T00:24:02","slug":"if-zeus-knew-tessa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/if-zeus-knew-tessa\/","title":{"rendered":"If Zeus Knew Tessa"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>tying it up in a knot<\/li>\n<li>the already beyond-capacity temple<\/li>\n<li>interrupted mid-coitus by another guest<\/li>\n<li>an unofficial or unspoken understanding about extramarital affairs<\/li>\n<li>dreamed up by robots<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 756 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If Zeus knew Tessa the way I did, he would have realized that he couldn&#8217;t have made her less likely to say his precious word by grabbing her tongue and <em>tying it up in a knot<\/em>. My biggest fear was that he might think the key to success would involve adding yet more candles to <em>the already beyond-capacity temple<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pamplemousse!&#8221; I yelled. When he looked in my direction, he wore the kind of peevish expression I would expect from someone at an orgy who&#8217;d been <em>interrupted mid-coitus by another guest<\/em> asking if the club validates parking. I smirked right back at him. &#8220;I assume you and Blanchisseuse have <em>an unofficial or unspoken understanding about extramarital affairs<\/em>, but trust me when I tell you that such agreements don&#8217;t hold up well when it comes to bigamy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re so deluded,&#8221; he snarled at me, &#8220;with your quaint notions of romantic love&#8230;&#8221; He turned and pressed his own massive face right into Tessa&#8217;s. &#8220;Notions <em>dreamed up by robots<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tying it up in a knot the already beyond-capacity temple interrupted mid-coitus by another guest an unofficial or unspoken understanding about extramarital affairs dreamed up by robots Tune in next time part 756 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments If Zeus knew Tessa the way I did, he would have realized that he couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-9008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9008"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9085,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9008\/revisions\/9085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}