{"id":9001,"date":"2022-12-07T08:52:52","date_gmt":"2022-12-07T13:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=9001"},"modified":"2022-12-04T20:53:20","modified_gmt":"2022-12-05T01:53:20","slug":"fleur-landed-in-a-heap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/fleur-landed-in-a-heap\/","title":{"rendered":"Fleur Landed In A Heap"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>jewel-encrusted skeletons<\/li>\n<li>ominous uranium chandelier<\/li>\n<li>comfortable in her sequined caftan.<\/li>\n<li>with his feet in her face<\/li>\n<li>pyramid of liquor bottles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 754 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fleur landed in a heap at my feet. I set the infants down next to her and patted her cheeks. &#8220;What was it?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;What happened with Zeus Pamplemousse?&#8221; I knew the man had to have some <em>jewel-encrusted skeletons<\/em> in his closet. And probably an <em>ominous uranium chandelier<\/em> in his dining room. I wanted ammunition, and it sounded like Fleur could supply it, if only I could wait around until she snapped out of this swoon.<\/p>\n<p>The babies began crying. I definitely didn&#8217;t have time to soothe them, to settle the boy with his favorite live feed of the action at the dog track, and make the girl <em>comfortable in her sequined caftan.<\/em> All I could spare time for was repositioning them <em>with his feet in her face<\/em> and her elbows on his kneecaps. It wouldn&#8217;t keep them quiet for long, but that would be Fleur&#8217;s problem until Isolde returned.<\/p>\n<p>I sprinted down the corridor, pulling on my shirt as I ran, which was why I didn&#8217;t notice the <em>pyramid of liquor bottles<\/em> until it was too late.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jewel-encrusted skeletons ominous uranium chandelier comfortable in her sequined caftan. with his feet in her face pyramid of liquor bottles Tune in next time part 754 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Fleur landed in a heap at my feet. I set the infants down next to her and patted her cheeks. &#8220;What was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403,486],"class_list":["post-9001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9001"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9054,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001\/revisions\/9054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}