{"id":8886,"date":"2022-11-07T08:49:23","date_gmt":"2022-11-07T13:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8886"},"modified":"2022-10-17T22:03:34","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T02:03:34","slug":"when-you-picture-the-ensuite-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/when-you-picture-the-ensuite-bathroom\/","title":{"rendered":"When You Picture the Ensuite Bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>one of those quiet, picturesque places<\/li>\n<li>an unfettered clusterfuck<\/li>\n<li>unless they hug me first<\/li>\n<li>saving up for a pet snake<\/li>\n<li>odd and possibly charming<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 745 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When you picture the ensuite bathroom of a General&#8217;s stateroom on a Royal Contrarian airship, I&#8217;m sure you envision <em>one of those quiet, picturesque places<\/em>\u00a0full of bamboo and soothing colors where one can relax after a long day of Generalizing. Would that it were. My ensuite bathroom was about to host <em>an unfettered clusterfuck<\/em> if my wife discovered Tessa in the tub with us. Fleur and I have an understanding, but that only goes so far. I haven&#8217;t reviewed the paperwork in a while, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that I&#8217;m not supposed to have anyone else join us in the bathtub <em>unless they hug me first<\/em> and curtsey to her. Tessa had, in fact, thrown herself upon me with all the fervency of someone who&#8217;d spent years <em>saving up for a pet snake<\/em> only to arrive at the reptilarium on two-for-one day. That surely counted as a hug. But she had not curtsied to Fleur. Perhaps she could do so now? There was a chance Fleur would find the gesture <em>odd and possibly charming<\/em> enough to forgive the breach in etiquette. It might be our only chance, since it seemed she was never planning to exit the tub. It also might backfire spectacularly.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one of those quiet, picturesque places an unfettered clusterfuck unless they hug me first saving up for a pet snake odd and possibly charming Tune in next time part 745 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments When you picture the ensuite bathroom of a General&#8217;s stateroom on a Royal Contrarian airship, I&#8217;m sure you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,305,403,551,486],"class_list":["post-8886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-robot","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wife","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8886"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8916,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8886\/revisions\/8916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}