{"id":8885,"date":"2022-11-02T08:45:23","date_gmt":"2022-11-02T12:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8885"},"modified":"2022-10-16T21:32:34","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T01:32:34","slug":"shell-be-forced-to-eat-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/shell-be-forced-to-eat-snow\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;She&#8217;ll Be Forced To Eat Snow&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>It\u2019s winter.<\/li>\n<li>brief encounter with Rebecca<\/li>\n<li>(pomegranates?)<\/li>\n<li>freeballin\u2019 with a fanny pack on<\/li>\n<li>felt like a caveman discovering fire<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 744 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She&#8217;ll be forced to eat snow,&#8221; Fleur explained, as if I had requested clarification, &#8220;because of the snow. On the ground. <em>It&#8217;s winter<\/em>. In Prague, it&#8217;s winter. Oh, shit. Now I remember. Rebecca always spends the winter in Prague.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you mean, that Rebecca?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fleur nodded sullenly.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, shit, indeed. I had only partial recall of my own <em>brief encounter with Rebecca<\/em>, just enough to know it had involved fruit <em>(pomegranates?)<\/em> and a whole lotta <em>freeballin&#8217; with a fanny pack on<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In that case,&#8221; I said, &#8220;maybe you should stop her before she reaches the bridge.&#8221; This was it, at last. This was how I would rid my bathroom of interlopers before Tessa&#8217;s presence was discovered. I <em>felt like a caveman discovering fire<\/em> as I pictured Fleur&#8217;s departing, sudsy backside.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nah,&#8221; Fleur said. &#8220;I&#8217;m sure it won&#8217;t be so bad. I bet she doesn&#8217;t even remember what we were fighting over.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s winter. brief encounter with Rebecca (pomegranates?) freeballin\u2019 with a fanny pack on felt like a caveman discovering fire Tune in next time part 744 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;She&#8217;ll be forced to eat snow,&#8221; Fleur explained, as if I had requested clarification, &#8220;because of the snow. On the ground. It&#8217;s winter. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-8885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8885"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8913,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8885\/revisions\/8913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}