{"id":8884,"date":"2022-10-31T08:45:19","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T12:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8884"},"modified":"2022-10-16T16:02:51","modified_gmt":"2022-10-16T20:02:51","slug":"isolde-ignored-fleurs-command","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/isolde-ignored-fleurs-command\/","title":{"rendered":"Isolde Ignored Fleur&#8217;s Command"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Thank god for vinyl upholstery.<\/li>\n<li>time flows uphill<\/li>\n<li>The same, of course, is true of bandits.<\/li>\n<li>forced to eat snow<\/li>\n<li>yelled what was obviously an insult<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 743 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Isolde ignored Fleur&#8217;s command and just stood in the bathroom doorway.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go! To! The! Bridge!&#8221; Fleur repeated, punctuating each word with a hearty splash of bathwater. &#8220;Take! Me! To! Prague!&#8221; Isolde dodged, and most of the water landed on my bedroom furniture. <em>Thank god for vinyl upholstery.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Isolde finally said, &#8220;Fine!&#8221; and stomped away. She called back over her shoulder, &#8220;But you&#8217;ll regret it when you remember who lives in Prague these days!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fleur was quivering with indignation. While she seethed and grumbled about her sister&#8217;s insubordination, I signaled Tessa to get a quick breath of air. Hopefully I would be able to get my wife out of the tub before we reached the Czech Republic. Who knew how long the side-trip would take us? When you&#8217;re on a zeppelin <em>time flows uphill<\/em>, or so it seems. <em>The same, of course, is true of bandits.<\/em> On a zeppelin, bandits always flow uphill. But you knew that.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Regret!&#8221; Fleur cried belatedly. &#8220;Regret! We&#8217;ll see who has regrets, dear sister, when you&#8217;re <em>forced to eat snow<\/em>!&#8221; And then she <em>yelled what was obviously an insult<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe you should go with her and make sure she tells the pilot the correct thing,&#8221; I said, while wondering who Isolde had been talking about. Who, exactly, lives in Prague these days?<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank god for vinyl upholstery. time flows uphill The same, of course, is true of bandits. forced to eat snow yelled what was obviously an insult Tune in next time part 743 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Isolde ignored Fleur&#8217;s command and just stood in the bathroom doorway. &#8220;Go! To! The! 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