{"id":8837,"date":"2022-09-26T08:53:07","date_gmt":"2022-09-26T12:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8837"},"modified":"2022-09-27T15:26:04","modified_gmt":"2022-09-27T19:26:04","slug":"well-eat-the-cheese-together-in-the-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/well-eat-the-cheese-together-in-the-bath\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;We&#8217;ll Eat the Cheese Together in the Bath&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>another few weeks of gliding<\/li>\n<li>starting to look a little naked<\/li>\n<li>It was a gorgeous day and the birds were chirping<\/li>\n<li>and a middle finger<\/li>\n<li>a ninety percent chance of success!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 733 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll eat the cheese together in the bath, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lady and the Tramp<\/span>-style,&#8221; Fleur declared. &#8220;It&#8217;ll be messy, but there will be plenty of time to clean up. It will take <em>another few weeks of gliding<\/em> through the skies before we arrive in Contraria.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The little bell beside the dumbwaiter dinged. Fleur opened it and pulled out a very runny wedge of creamy, stinky Camembert. She balanced it on the edge of the tub and slipped her robe off. &#8220;I&#8217;m <em>starting to look a little naked<\/em>,&#8221; she said as she stepped in beside me.<\/p>\n<p><em>It was a gorgeous day and the birds were chirping<\/em> in the zeppelin&#8217;s aviary, <em>and a middle finger<\/em> was lifted by fate in my direction. Luckily the bathtubs on Contrarian Royal Airships are quite large. I managed to keep myself in the middle, between the two women, and so far Fleur had not noticed Tessa&#8217;s presence. If the THC content of the cheese was high enough and I got Fleur to eat enough of it quickly enough, my plan to protect Tessa stood <em>a ninety percent chance of success!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>another few weeks of gliding starting to look a little naked It was a gorgeous day and the birds were chirping and a middle finger a ninety percent chance of success! Tune in next time part 733 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;We&#8217;ll eat the cheese together in the bath, Lady and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,549,342,403,486],"class_list":["post-8837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-bubblier","tag-food","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8837"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8841,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8837\/revisions\/8841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}