{"id":8808,"date":"2022-09-12T08:40:40","date_gmt":"2022-09-12T12:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8808"},"modified":"2022-09-11T15:26:07","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T19:26:07","slug":"give-them-the-smallest-escape-pod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/give-them-the-smallest-escape-pod\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Give Them the Smallest Escape Pod&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>I\u2019ve grown to adore him<\/li>\n<li>often used to welcome distinguished guests<\/li>\n<li>ill-gotten origins<\/li>\n<li>tattoo with the word \u201cwarning\u201d on her hip<\/li>\n<li>learned how to make explosives<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 729 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Give them the smallest escape pod,&#8221; Fleur said. &#8220;The one those robots stole that one time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before the guards escorted the newlyweds away, I said to Mother, &#8220;Why are you maintaining this charade of coupledom with John? We all know it&#8217;s just some ruse of yours to gain access to Fleur&#8217;s airship.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It may have started out that way, but <em>I&#8217;ve grown to adore him<\/em>.&#8221; Mother&#8217;s eyes sparkled as she spoke of her new husband. &#8220;He knows all the best bedroom moves, even those I <em>often used to welcome distinguished guests<\/em> to the White House, and ones with even more <em>ill-gotten origins<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I should have known better than to try to talk to her about this sort of thing.<\/p>\n<p>John elbowed me jovially. &#8220;And I&#8217;ve always wanted a wife with a <em>tattoo with the word &#8216;warning&#8217; on her hip<\/em> that she got when she <em>learned how to make explosives<\/em> out of feminine hygiene products. Keeps things interesting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Move out,&#8221; I said to the guards. The quicker these two were off the zeppelin, the quicker my queasiness would abate.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve grown to adore him often used to welcome distinguished guests ill-gotten origins tattoo with the word \u201cwarning\u201d on her hip learned how to make explosives Tune in next time part 729 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Give them the smallest escape pod,&#8221; Fleur said. &#8220;The one those robots stole that one time.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,419,182,403,486],"class_list":["post-8808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-mother","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-zeppelin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8808"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8812,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8808\/revisions\/8812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}