{"id":8798,"date":"2022-09-07T08:33:16","date_gmt":"2022-09-07T12:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8798"},"modified":"2022-09-11T16:53:16","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T20:53:16","slug":"major-fitz-saluted-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/major-fitz-saluted-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Major Fitz Saluted Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>shoulders are not meant to work like this<\/li>\n<li>refrain from blowing ourselves to smithereens<\/li>\n<li>let the cool supermarket air refresh your nethers<\/li>\n<li>renewed our passions with erotic tea<\/li>\n<li>awe-inspiring incompetence<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 728 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Major Fitz saluted again, to whom I wasn&#8217;t sure this time. It was a very strange and awkward salute in which his arm twisted backwards. Seeing it made me think, <em>shoulders are not meant to work like this<\/em>. Then he turned on his heel to collect his prisoners. Or, so I thought. He seized John&#8217;s manacles and snapped the chain like wet paper. Mother&#8217;s bonds were nullified a moment later.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you refrain from trying to recapture us,&#8221; Mother sang, &#8220;then it will be the same as if we all <em>refrain from blowing ourselves to smithereens<\/em>. Order the other guards to sit on the ice. Doesn&#8217;t it feel wonderful, like when you shop with nothing under your skirt to <em>let the cool supermarket air refresh your nethers<\/em>. All we want is a proper honeymoon! So, once we are safely aboard an escape pod, and we have <em>renewed our passions with erotic tea<\/em>, you can resume your pathetic endeavors and need not spare another worry for us. This voyage has been, start to end, a continuous display of truly <em>awe-inspiring incompetence<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All I want right now,&#8221; Fleur said, &#8220;is those two off my airship.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shoulders are not meant to work like this refrain from blowing ourselves to smithereens let the cool supermarket air refresh your nethers renewed our passions with erotic tea awe-inspiring incompetence Tune in next time part 728 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Major Fitz saluted again, to whom I wasn&#8217;t sure this time. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-8798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8798"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8813,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798\/revisions\/8813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}