{"id":8682,"date":"2022-07-13T08:45:39","date_gmt":"2022-07-13T12:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8682"},"modified":"2024-02-05T10:00:09","modified_gmt":"2024-02-05T15:00:09","slug":"i-was-nearly-murdered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-was-nearly-murdered\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Was Nearly Murdered&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>someone I don\u2019t trust<\/li>\n<li>having an innuendo-filled conversation<\/li>\n<li>equal parts fever and swamp<\/li>\n<li>Americans with a full set of teeth<\/li>\n<li>murdered by hand<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 712 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was nearly <em>murdered by hand<\/em>-delivered harpoon&#8221; is something not many <em>Americans with a full set of teeth<\/em> can honestly say. &#8220;My best friend tried to murder me thusly, and went on to marry my mother&#8221; sounds like ravings that would be <em>equal parts fever and swamp<\/em> gas. Welcome to my life.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;None of the officers know how to regain control of the ship,&#8221; Fleur said in a low voice. &#8220;We need to know who programmed this control panel, so they can tell us how to override it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know who it is,&#8221; I said wearily. I was in no mood to talk to John. The fact that I&#8217;d need to use words like &#8220;buttons,&#8221; &#8220;airship,&#8221; and &#8220;dance floor,&#8221; all of which were part of the Make Everything Sound Dirty Code, didn&#8217;t help. &#8220;Let&#8217;s track down the happy couple. Looks like I&#8217;ll be <em>having an innuendo-filled conversation<\/em> with <em>someone I don&#8217;t trust<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>someone I don\u2019t trust having an innuendo-filled conversation equal parts fever and swamp Americans with a full set of teeth murdered by hand Tune in next time part 712 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;I was nearly murdered by hand-delivered harpoon&#8221; is something not many Americans with a full set of teeth can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,401,403],"class_list":["post-8682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-harpoon","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8686,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8682\/revisions\/8686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}