{"id":866,"date":"2013-01-28T08:01:40","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T13:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=866"},"modified":"2013-12-31T21:13:34","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T02:13:34","slug":"turkish-delight-worried-the-bullwhip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/turkish-delight-worried-the-bullwhip\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkish Delight Worried The Bullwhip"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \"byCharacter – porn star named Turkish Delight<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Setting – Loch Ness<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Object – bullwhip<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Situation – midlife crisis<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Turkish Delight worried the bullwhip in her leather-gloved hands. Where on earth was the director? This was going to be her big break, the movie that showcased her acting skills along with her enormous breasts and insatiable appetite for kinky sex. Desmond had assured her it would be tastefully done, but now no one could find him.<\/p>\n

    Her costars tried to convince her that the cameraman could be relied on to bring the vision to fruition, but Del just didn’t trust him the way she trusted Desmond.<\/p>\n

    They had flown all the way to Scotland to film the special scenes with Nessie yesterday. It had been freezing, absolutely freezing, but Del had lived up to her end of the deal. Last night Desmond\u00a0just kept staring at her. He couldn’t even get it up.<\/p>\n

    He must be having a midlife crisis, Del decided.<\/p>\n

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    Character – porn star named Turkish Delight Setting – Loch Ness Object – bullwhip Situation – midlife crisis Turkish Delight worried the bullwhip in her leather-gloved hands. Where on earth was the director? This was going to be her big break, the movie that showcased her acting skills along with her enormous breasts and insatiable […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,4],"tags":[255,145,339,295,182],"class_list":["post-866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-actor","tag-bullwhip","tag-creature","tag-foreign-lands","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=866"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1878,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866\/revisions\/1878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}