{"id":85,"date":"2012-06-20T08:14:03","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T12:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=85"},"modified":"2014-01-04T20:55:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:55:06","slug":"all-we-had-to-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/all-we-had-to-eat\/","title":{"rendered":"All We Had To Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>which stank as if hyenas had once lived there<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" style=\"color: #444444; font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; line-height: 1.5; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 24px; display: inline; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/><\/li>\n<li>a little knob on its side<\/li>\n<li>scraped off the rhino skulls<\/li>\n<li>meat and berries<\/li>\n<li>voles, grouse, foxes<\/li>\n<li>their hair was curly, but only loosely so<\/li>\n<li>consisted of a skin loin cloth<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span>All we had to eat was <em>meat and berries<\/em>, which had to be <em>scraped off the rhino skulls<\/em>. One skull had <em>a little knob on its side<\/em>, and Edgar claimed it for his own exclusive use. Mine was yellowed, an ancient specimen <em>which stank as if hyenas had once lived there<\/em>. Already I&#8217;d lost twelve pounds.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I was on the trail of <em>voles, grouse, foxes<\/em>, or fish when I discovered the other encampment. <em>Their hair was curly, but only loosely so<\/em>. I drew a map on the only suitable material I possessed, which <em>consisted of a skin loincloth<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>It was at that moment, scribbling away with a dirty stick at the underside of my meager garment, that I first laid eyes on Minerva.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>which stank as if hyenas had once lived there a little knob on its side scraped off the rhino skulls meat and berries voles, grouse, foxes their hair was curly, but only loosely so consisted of a skin loin cloth All we had to eat was meat and berries, which had to be scraped off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,212,341,342,75,34,81],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-apocrypha","tag-clothes","tag-food","tag-fox","tag-loincloth","tag-skull"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2065,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/2065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}