{"id":849,"date":"2013-01-14T08:17:48","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T13:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=849"},"modified":"2014-01-01T14:51:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T19:51:42","slug":"looking-down-at-the-pile-of-sawdust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/looking-down-at-the-pile-of-sawdust\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking Down At The Pile Of Sawdust"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \"byCharacter – split-personality juggler<\/li>\n
  2. Setting – prison<\/li>\n
  3. Object – pile of sawdust<\/li>\n
  4. Situation – pregnancy<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking down at the pile of sawdust, Simone laughed. What sort of fools would build a prison with wooden bars? She hoisted herself into the window and shimmied down to the ground outside.<\/p>\n

    It was all just a big misunderstanding, of course. No one had told her it was illegal to juggle piglets within city limits. But ignorance of the law is no excuse. She’d been found guilty and sent to prison for two years. Normally Simone was a law abiding citizen. She would never dream of escaping. But she’d be damned it she’d let her baby be born in prison.<\/span><\/p>\n

    Dr Jacoby had warned her, “One of your personalities is male, so you should always use protection when you masturbate.”\u00a0But the warden hadn’t listened, and Simon had been so lonely…<\/p>\n

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    Character – split-personality juggler Setting – prison Object – pile of sawdust Situation – pregnancy Looking down at the pile of sawdust, Simone laughed. What sort of fools would build a prison with wooden bars? She hoisted herself into the window and shimmied down to the ground outside. It was all just a big misunderstanding, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,4],"tags":[335,139,182],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-prison","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1873,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions\/1873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}