{"id":843,"date":"2013-01-02T08:16:56","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T13:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=843"},"modified":"2013-12-31T21:04:09","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T02:04:09","slug":"there-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/there-you-are\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;There You Are&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Character &#8211; tooth fairy<\/li>\n<li>Setting &#8211; gazebo<\/li>\n<li>Object &#8211; bagpipes<\/li>\n<li>Situation &#8211; suicidal tendencies<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&#8220;There you are. Why&#8217;d you run off?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t go on. You don&#8217;t understand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you talking about?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have a bottle of nightshade. Go away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t mean to &#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go! You sellout! What do you know?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lucky bit back his reply. The cereal contract made some of the traditionalists, like Toothy, look down on him. Sharp words would only worsen this situation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe you just need a vacation. A couple of us could stand in for you for a bit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just go away. Leave my dignity.&#8221; The Tooth Fairy stood dramatically in the gazebo. But Lucky knew she was serious.<\/p>\n<p>While they&#8217;d argued, a dozed kilted men had lined up in the park and were now filling their bagpipes.<\/p>\n<p>Toothy eyed her bottle. &#8220;No more teeth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The pipers began <em>Amazing Grace<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Great, thought Lucky, that&#8217;ll help.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"About 4 Elements Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/about-4-elements-prompts\/\">about 4 elements writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Writing Prompt Generator\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/writing-prompt-generator\/\">handy dandy writing prompt generator<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Character &#8211; tooth fairy Setting &#8211; gazebo Object &#8211; bagpipes Situation &#8211; suicidal tendencies &#8220;There you are. Why&#8217;d you run off?&#8221; &#8220;I can&#8217;t go on. You don&#8217;t understand.&#8221; &#8220;What are you talking about?&#8221; &#8220;I have a bottle of nightshade. Go away.&#8221; &#8220;You can&#8217;t mean to &#8211;&#8221; &#8220;Go! You sellout! What do you know?&#8221; Lucky bit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,4],"tags":[339,348,352],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-creature","tag-fantasy","tag-poison"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1869,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions\/1869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}