{"id":8402,"date":"2022-02-09T08:52:04","date_gmt":"2022-02-09T13:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8402"},"modified":"2022-02-15T18:00:54","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T23:00:54","slug":"the-passion-of-valentinas-kiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/the-passion-of-valentinas-kiss\/","title":{"rendered":"The Passion of Valentina&#8217;s Kiss"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the stroke that a dog uses when swimming<\/li>\n<li>which we call the Alchemist<\/li>\n<li>bring his microphone and a recording device<\/li>\n<li>Tall, pale, and lanky<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou know, the sexy one.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 668 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The passion of Valentina&#8217;s kiss was impressive, and it would have been quite enjoyable if her tongue action weren&#8217;t cramming a big wad of nylon down my throat. As my oxygen levels dropped, I tried to fight her off with motions that must have resembled <em>the stroke that a dog uses when swimming<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I blacked out momentarily, and came to in the middle of a mob of EMTs. As my head cleared I realized that they were just the same ninja production assistants from before, except one guy with a stethoscope.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is our on-set medical coordinator,&#8221; Valentina informed me from somewhere nearby but outside my peripheral vision. &#8220;A job <em>which we call the Alchemist<\/em> because of some silly union thing. Whenever he comes in on a call, he has to <em>bring his microphone and a recording device<\/em> as well as his first-aid stuff. It&#8217;s in the bylaws.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Alchemist was a distinctive person. <em>Tall, pale, and lanky<\/em>, with long braids like a macrame plant hanger. He leaned down to apply the stethoscope, but that was just a cover for his true goal of whispering in my ear. &#8220;Do you think you could introduce me to your brother?&#8221; he asked breathily. <em>&#8220;You know, the sexy one.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the stroke that a dog uses when swimming which we call the Alchemist bring his microphone and a recording device Tall, pale, and lanky \u201cYou know, the sexy one.\u201d Tune in next time part 668 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments The passion of Valentina&#8217;s kiss was impressive, and it would have been quite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,116,403],"class_list":["post-8402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-ninja","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8402"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8410,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8402\/revisions\/8410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}