{"id":8386,"date":"2022-01-31T08:38:39","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T13:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8386"},"modified":"2022-01-30T19:02:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T00:02:01","slug":"you-know-that-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/you-know-that-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know That Dream?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>beside you in a bathing suit<\/li>\n<li>sinister red mask with pointy ears<\/li>\n<li>\u201cDon\u2019t be fooled by their cuddly appearance<\/li>\n<li>fine silken tunics<\/li>\n<li>\u201cShould I put my shoes back on?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 665 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You know that dream? The one where there&#8217;s a beautiful woman <em>beside you in a bathing suit<\/em> and a <em>sinister red mask with pointy ears<\/em>, and she twists your fingers into impossible shapes to make grotesque shadow puppets, and growls in your ear, <em>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be fooled by their cuddly appearance<\/em>, sonny boy, they&#8217;re deadly even if they are just shadows!&#8221;? This felt a lot like that dream, only Dr Ferguson was dressed for skinny dipping, and I was the one in a mask (if pantyhose can be said to count as a mask). And instead of growling, Dr Ferguson purred into my ear, &#8220;Just shoot this one scene for us and we&#8217;ll dress you in <em>fine silken tunics<\/em> &#8212; as many as you want &#8212; and drive you to the airport.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was just one scene. How bad could it be. I murmured to her, <em>&#8220;Should I put my shoes back on?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>beside you in a bathing suit sinister red mask with pointy ears \u201cDon\u2019t be fooled by their cuddly appearance fine silken tunics \u201cShould I put my shoes back on?\u201d Tune in next time part 665 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments You know that dream? The one where there&#8217;s a beautiful woman beside you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,475,481,403],"class_list":["post-8386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-dream","tag-mask","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8386"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8390,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8386\/revisions\/8390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}