{"id":8379,"date":"2022-01-26T08:52:48","date_gmt":"2022-01-26T13:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8379"},"modified":"2022-01-25T20:36:30","modified_gmt":"2022-01-26T01:36:30","slug":"i-hadnt-experienced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-hadnt-experienced\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hadn&#8217;t Experienced"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Russian-born catsuit designer<\/li>\n<li>do they hold your hands and look intensely into your eyes<\/li>\n<li>little woogie-moogums<\/li>\n<li>the name of your equipment is also objectively cool<\/li>\n<li>made an actual hashtag with my fingers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 664 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t experienced anything like Dr Ferguson&#8217;s touch since my fling with a <em>Russian-born catsuit designer<\/em> named Orlova. What can we say of the world&#8217;s great lovers? When they&#8217;re with you on the set of a tawdry reality TV show, <em>do they hold your hands and look intensely into your eyes<\/em>? Sometimes. But sometimes one of their hands is busy elsewhere, and they can&#8217;t look into your eyes because of the pantyhose on your head, so they laugh and call you their <em>little woogie-moogums<\/em>, and that can be okay too. And they&#8217;ll do magical things to your equipment without even knowing your name, or its name, even when <em>the name of your equipment is also objectively cool<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The voice in the ceiling said, &#8220;We can use this for a promo. To camera in three, two&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dr Ferguson darted behind me like a cat, hugging me and seizing my hands as she said &#8220;Hashtag Slimy Passions!&#8221; Too late I realized that she had <em>made an actual hashtag with my fingers<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Russian-born catsuit designer do they hold your hands and look intensely into your eyes little woogie-moogums the name of your equipment is also objectively cool made an actual hashtag with my fingers Tune in next time part 664 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I hadn&#8217;t experienced anything like Dr Ferguson&#8217;s touch since my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-8379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8379"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8383,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8379\/revisions\/8383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}