{"id":8378,"date":"2022-01-24T16:24:09","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T21:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8378"},"modified":"2022-01-24T16:28:03","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T21:28:03","slug":"i-could-still-taste-the-slug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-could-still-taste-the-slug\/","title":{"rendered":"I Could Still Taste the Slug"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>had sex with the devil in exchange for magical powers<\/li>\n<li>a Grade IV erection<\/li>\n<li>very diabolical piece of<\/li>\n<li>pantyhose on his head<\/li>\n<li>spitting with impunity<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 663 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I could still taste the slug, or perhaps it was the PA&#8217;s fingers. I turned my head and spat into the wastebasket. Twice.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is no <em>spitting with impunity<\/em> on my set,&#8221; the voice from the ceiling said. &#8220;Put the <em>pantyhose on his head<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was so distracted by the idea that anyone these days would have pantyhose on demand that I failed to dodge Dr Ferguson. Before I knew what hit me, my face was smooshed inside the tube of sheer fabric held in place by a <em>very diabolical piece of<\/em> knot-tying artistry.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think you like that,&#8221; Dr Ferguson cooed, trailing her fingers down my torso. &#8220;This is <em>a Grade IV erection<\/em> at least.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We can&#8217;t proceed until he reaches Grade VII,&#8221; ceiling-voice said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Luckily,&#8221; Dr Ferguson breathed into my ear, &#8220;I <em>had sex with the devil in exchange for magical powers<\/em> of seduction.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then she did something astounding with her hand that I am at a loss to describe.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in reverse order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>had sex with the devil in exchange for magical powers a Grade IV erection very diabolical piece of pantyhose on his head spitting with impunity Tune in next time part 663 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments I could still taste the slug, or perhaps it was the PA&#8217;s fingers. I turned my head [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,319,4],"tags":[335,91,182,545,403],"class_list":["post-8378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-slugs","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8381,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8378\/revisions\/8381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}