{"id":8353,"date":"2022-01-10T08:41:44","date_gmt":"2022-01-10T13:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8353"},"modified":"2022-01-09T15:40:59","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T20:40:59","slug":"stop-crouching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stop-crouching\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Stop Crouching&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>tie-dye crocs<\/li>\n<li>witnessed his mother commit adultery in the back seat<\/li>\n<li>at a depth of 500 feet<\/li>\n<li>wasn\u2019t in his mouth very long<\/li>\n<li>hands of a stranger<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 659 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop crouching,&#8221; Dr Ferguson said. &#8220;It&#8217;s about as erotic as a pair of <em>tie-dye crocs<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The sweet warmth permeating my body felt extremely erotic. I knew it must be radiating off me, and it surprised me that Dr Ferguson couldn&#8217;t feel it, too. I felt like a man, like a sexual beast, and not at all like someone who once <em>witnessed his mother commit adultery in the back seat<\/em> of a private submarine <em>at a depth of 500 feet<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I must not have stopped crouching, because Dr Ferguson sighed dramatically and joined me on the floor. As soon as she was close, I stuck out my tongue and licked her from navel to chin. &#8220;How&#8217;s that for erotic?&#8221; I said like Angela Tyrannosaure, my tongue thick with desire.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Abort! Abort! He&#8217;s got the third slug!&#8221; a tinny voice cried from the ceiling.<\/p>\n<p>I collapsed in slow motion, swimming through a flurry of sudden activity around me. Someone grabbed my head. &#8220;At least it <em>wasn&#8217;t in his mouth very long<\/em>,&#8221; that someone said as they wrestled with my tongue.<\/p>\n<p>Behind me there was a pair of tugging sensations, and abruptly my skin felt cold and clammy, especially on my back. My eyes came into focus and I saw the trio of icicle slugs resting in the latex begloved <em>hands of a stranger<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tie-dye crocs witnessed his mother commit adultery in the back seat at a depth of 500 feet wasn\u2019t in his mouth very long hands of a stranger Tune in next time part 659 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Stop crouching,&#8221; Dr Ferguson said. &#8220;It&#8217;s about as erotic as a pair of tie-dye crocs.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[335,91,545,403],"class_list":["post-8353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-animal","tag-bonus-points","tag-slugs","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8353"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8357,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8353\/revisions\/8357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}