{"id":8285,"date":"2022-01-03T08:44:22","date_gmt":"2022-01-03T13:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8285"},"modified":"2022-01-02T15:54:06","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T20:54:06","slug":"dont-squish-the-slugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dont-squish-the-slugs\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t Squish the Slugs&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>but in that way dreams do<\/li>\n<li>rubbing their fins against it<\/li>\n<li>own personal golden spoon<\/li>\n<li>some sort of cheesecake<\/li>\n<li>you have to plan your moves<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 657 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t squish the slugs,&#8221; Dr Ferguson purred, refusing to allow me to lay back on the mattress. For a moment I thought I knew what she was talking about, <em>but in that way dreams do<\/em>dge from your waking mind, the knowledge was gone. My senses were overwhelmed. Dr Ferguson moved close, and her heartbeat merged with mine, sounding like two dolphins with a balloon, <em>rubbing their fins against it<\/em>. She kissed me and it tasted like using my <em>own personal golden spoon<\/em> to savor <em>some sort of cheesecake<\/em>. When you&#8217;re in bed with a virtual stranger, and you&#8217;re clearly under the influence, <em>you have to plan your moves<\/em> very carefully and in accordance with Academy training. I attempted to do that now.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>but in that way dreams do rubbing their fins against it own personal golden spoon some sort of cheesecake you have to plan your moves Tune in next time part 657 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Don&#8217;t squish the slugs,&#8221; Dr Ferguson purred, refusing to allow me to lay back on the mattress. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[533,91,182,403],"class_list":["post-8285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-aphrodisiac","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8285"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8346,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8285\/revisions\/8346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}