{"id":8282,"date":"2021-12-22T08:27:14","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T13:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8282"},"modified":"2021-12-19T21:58:39","modified_gmt":"2021-12-20T02:58:39","slug":"where-do-you-want-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/where-do-you-want-them\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Where Do You Want Them?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>North Pole here we come! Each year during the thick of the winter holidays, we search out seasonally appropriate sources for our Stichomancy Writing Prompts. This year, we&#8217;ve chosen to pull random lines from that 1964 Rankin\/Bass stop-motion classic, <em>Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer<\/em>. Prepare to be festive!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Not if you don&#8217;t mind me being a dentist<\/li>\n<li>Why weren&#8217;t you at elf practice?<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How would you like to be a spotted elephant?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Shiny? I&#8217;d even say it glows.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m the king of jingling<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 654 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where do you want them?&#8221; Dr Ferguson asked, brandishing icicle slugs at every sensitive zone on my body.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t rush me! I&#8217;m about to make history here, remember? Maybe give me a second to consider my options?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She narrowed her eyes at me, but she did drop back a step. &#8220;Sorry. I hope you aren&#8217;t too upset that I&#8217;m an impatient ophthamologist who has certain needs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Not if you don&#8217;t mind me being a dentist<\/em> who never actually became a dentist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A smile softened her gaze. &#8220;That&#8217;s my favorite kind of dentist. But I am a little peeved that you dragged me all the way up here to find you. <em>Why weren&#8217;t you at elf practice?<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t attended any functions of the Elite League of Fornicators in years. In fact I&#8217;d only ever been to one practice, per se. How would Dr Ferguson even know about that?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Quit stalling!&#8221; she scolded. &#8220;Position #34 awaits, so make up your mind about these beauties.&#8221; She proffered the glistening, transparent mollusks. While I was hypnotized by their waving eyestalks, with her other hand she tugged on the waistband of the crocheted trousers. Peering down into my pants, she crooned, <em>&#8220;How would you like to be a spotted elephant?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;On my back,&#8221; I blurted. &#8220;Put them on my back, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dr Ferguson waved bye-bye at my crotch and then circled around behind me. &#8220;Huh,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I hope they can make contact with your skin through all this hair.&#8221; A strange, warm sweetness told me they&#8217;d succeeded, and then the good doctor sashayed back into view. The remaining slug was between her breasts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look how shiny the trail is,&#8221; she stage-whispered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Shiny? I&#8217;d even say it glows.<\/em>&#8221; The sweetness on my back had already soaked through to my front, and I was no longer afraid of the icicle slug. I wasn&#8217;t afraid of anything. I wasn&#8217;t tired anymore. &#8220;Shall we?&#8221; I asked, lowering myself in preparation for the North Pole Vaulter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m afraid that with the slugs on your back, #34 will not work after all. You can&#8217;t lie back without squashing them. But not to worry, I am also fully certified for position #35.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, yes. The Ring-My-Bells.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you familiar with it?&#8221; she purred.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>I&#8217;m the king of jingling<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>North Pole here we come! Each year during the thick of the winter holidays, we search out seasonally appropriate sources for our Stichomancy Writing Prompts. This year, we&#8217;ve chosen to pull random lines from that 1964 Rankin\/Bass stop-motion classic, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Prepare to be festive! 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