{"id":8210,"date":"2021-11-01T20:43:21","date_gmt":"2021-11-02T00:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8210"},"modified":"2021-11-02T21:15:57","modified_gmt":"2021-11-03T01:15:57","slug":"parrot-meat-is-often-used-as-an-aphrodisiac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/parrot-meat-is-often-used-as-an-aphrodisiac\/","title":{"rendered":"Parrot Meat is Often Used as an Aphrodisiac"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the right taste and texture<\/li>\n<li>even a fairly sexually liberated person<\/li>\n<li>head-to-toe velvet<\/li>\n<li>sex after a big sloppy meatball sub<\/li>\n<li>rub it all over your palms<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 639 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Parrot meat is often used as an aphrodisiac in Contrarian culture because the locals think it has <em>the right taste and texture <\/em>to stimulate the imagination in ways<em>\u00a0even a fairly sexually liberated person<\/em> might find startling. &#8220;Parrot fever&#8221; was Contrarian slang for &#8220;horny,&#8221; and just remembering that was more than I wanted to do in front of an old man dressed in <em>head-to-toe velvet<\/em>. Unbidden, my thoughts turned to depraved acts like having <em>sex after a big sloppy meatball sub<\/em>, or what it would feel like to take that sub and <em>rub it all over your palms<\/em> before jumping into bed.<\/p>\n<p>At least it distracted me long enough for my bladder to let go.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the right taste and texture even a fairly sexually liberated person head-to-toe velvet sex after a big sloppy meatball sub rub it all over your palms Tune in next time part 639 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Parrot meat is often used as an aphrodisiac in Contrarian culture because the locals think it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,182,403,441],"class_list":["post-8210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-sex","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8213,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8210\/revisions\/8213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}