{"id":8169,"date":"2021-10-13T08:02:28","date_gmt":"2021-10-13T12:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8169"},"modified":"2021-10-12T23:06:08","modified_gmt":"2021-10-13T03:06:08","slug":"look-hildegard-said-raggedly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/look-hildegard-said-raggedly\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Look,&#8221; Hildegard Said Raggedly"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cAhh, but we do.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>sex with you when it was convenient<\/li>\n<li>Perhaps I don\u2019t need to say this<\/li>\n<li>aggregated skill, luck, laziness and chutzpah<\/li>\n<li>was once a disco artist<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 634 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look,&#8221; Hidegard said raggedly, &#8220;we don&#8217;t need to hang around in here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Ahh, but we do.&#8221;<\/em> I winced. &#8220;Or, I do at least.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We didn&#8217;t get married just so I could have <em>sex with you when it was convenient<\/em>,&#8221; she replied. &#8220;We also got married so you could have sex with me when it was inconvenient.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Perhaps I don&#8217;t need to say this<\/em>. Well, clearly I do. Inconvenient is one thing. Right now it&#8217;s impossible. Even with my lifetime&#8217;s worth of <em>aggregated skill, luck, laziness and chutzpah<\/em> there&#8217;s just no getting around certain biological necessities.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She hadn&#8217;t been listening. She was mumbling and staring off into space. The only words I caught were &#8220;Pamplemousse&#8221; and &#8220;<em>was once a disco artist<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAhh, but we do.\u201d sex with you when it was convenient Perhaps I don\u2019t need to say this aggregated skill, luck, laziness and chutzpah was once a disco artist Tune in next time part 634 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Look,&#8221; Hidegard said raggedly, &#8220;we don&#8217;t need to hang around in here.&#8221; &#8220;Ahh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-8169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8169"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8174,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8169\/revisions\/8174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}