{"id":8168,"date":"2021-10-11T08:37:21","date_gmt":"2021-10-11T12:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8168"},"modified":"2021-10-10T17:55:43","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T21:55:43","slug":"when-your-bladder-is-really-really-full","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/when-your-bladder-is-really-really-full\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your Bladder is Really Really Full"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>where your imagination goes<\/li>\n<li>took up napkin folding<\/li>\n<li>and that is not what I do at all<\/li>\n<li>but that\u2019s only true if you\u2019re cold<\/li>\n<li>as big as golfballs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 633 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When your bladder is really really full, but you can&#8217;t relax enough to pee because there&#8217;s a crazed woman lurking behind you with a puppet, it&#8217;s amazing the places <em>where your imagination goes<\/em>. The last time it happened to me, back at the Academy, my mind <em>took up napkin folding<\/em>. Creating intricate origami animals out of linen squares is very complicated, <em>and that is not what I do at all<\/em> in my day-to-day life, but in that instance it worked to distract me from my angry bathroom companion and I was able to attain the relief I sought. Hildegard&#8217;s enraged panting was too intrusive for that trick to work for me today, though.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m having a little trouble here,&#8221; I told her. &#8220;Please give me a minute of privacy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A little trouble?&#8221; She looked at my crotch. &#8220;Shrinkage? <em>But that&#8217;s only true if you&#8217;re cold<\/em>. And anyway, they&#8217;re <em>as big as golfballs<\/em> and a seven iron right now. I&#8217;d hate to see them when they weren&#8217;t giving you a little trouble.&#8221; She smirked. &#8220;Well, maybe I wouldn&#8217;t *hate* it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>where your imagination goes took up napkin folding and that is not what I do at all but that\u2019s only true if you\u2019re cold as big as golfballs Tune in next time part 633 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments When your bladder is really really full, but you can&#8217;t relax enough to pee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,71,403,441],"class_list":["post-8168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-spouse","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8168"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8172,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8168\/revisions\/8172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}