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In this special holiday edition, the stichomancy prompt phrases were all taken from Christmas carols. Jen went in a different direction with it, though. Happy holidays!<\/p>\nIn this special holiday edition, the stichomancy prompt phrases were all taken from Christmas carols. Jen went in a different direction with it, though. Happy holidays!<\/p>\n
“Does he expect us to go down through the chimney<\/em>?” I asked, incredulous. “That place is impregnable. There’s a guard at every door, and I don’t mean the kind with a broomstick in his hand<\/em>. I mean the kind with guns.”<\/p>\n “Boss says ‘you can do the job when you’re in town<\/em>,'” replied my partner in crime. “Like it’s easy to assassinate traitors in broad daylight. The man hasn’t been out in the field in at least a decade. His expectations are unreasonable.”<\/p>\n I downed another shot before replying. “When he was on active duty, the Russians all dressed up like Eskimos<\/em>. Made ’em easy to spot. Let’s just do this damn job. Later on we’ll conspire<\/em> about a coup.”<\/p>\n The bartender approached. “Another round?”<\/p>\n My partner perused the drinks menu, then said, “Me, I want a hula hoop<\/em>.”<\/p>\n “Make it two.”<\/p>\n