{"id":8111,"date":"2021-09-22T08:29:21","date_gmt":"2021-09-22T12:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8111"},"modified":"2021-09-19T22:39:25","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T02:39:25","slug":"isnt-it-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/isnt-it-time\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Isn&#8217;t It Time&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Uh uh honey<\/li>\n<li>a very colorful lovelife<\/li>\n<li>while screaming like a demon<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI\u2019ll get you a piano\u201d<\/li>\n<li>only he and his dream owl know<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 628 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t it time for us to get some sleep?&#8221; I implored Hildegard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Uh uh honey<\/em>.&#8221; She shook her head, a wryly seductive sneer twisting her greasepaint mustache asymmetrically. &#8220;I&#8217;m shocked to hear you complaining. By all accounts you lead <em>a very colorful lovelife<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That doesn&#8217;t mean I never get tired. Or, that my enjoyment is enhanced if my partner dismounts mid-coitus <em>while screaming like a demon<\/em> that I should be bidding higher.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The prize was a grand piano! And you were messing it up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;ll get you a piano,&#8221;<\/em> I retorted. &#8220;A real one. But you&#8217;ll just get pudding all over it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But the prizes in our games are real. Things in the realm of the owl are realer than the things we can touch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What owl?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Snorefeather. Oh, I forgot, you&#8217;re a heathen from the mainland.&#8221; She sat up and cleared her throat. &#8220;The sheep we count to fall asleep are tended by a dream shepherd, and <em>only he and his dream owl know<\/em> (the owl&#8217;s name is Snorefeather, but nobody knows the shepherd&#8217;s name) and only they know what&#8217;s really real, and what only seems real.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh. Well, in that case I guess I already got you the piano.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hildegard winked and laid back on the sticky bed. &#8220;But now you owe me one I can get pudding on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uh uh honey a very colorful lovelife while screaming like a demon \u201cI\u2019ll get you a piano\u201d only he and his dream owl know Tune in next time part 628 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it time for us to get some sleep?&#8221; I implored Hildegard. &#8220;Uh uh honey.&#8221; She shook her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-8111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8111"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8134,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8111\/revisions\/8134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}