{"id":8077,"date":"2021-08-18T08:57:47","date_gmt":"2021-08-18T12:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8077"},"modified":"2021-08-15T21:58:01","modified_gmt":"2021-08-16T01:58:01","slug":"hildegard-didnt-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/hildegard-didnt-care\/","title":{"rendered":"Hildegard Didn&#8217;t Care"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Not like a sumo wrestler.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cGood god, man, are you insane?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>a wolf in girl\u2019s clothing<\/li>\n<li>most guys\u2019 crotches are stank factories<\/li>\n<li>merry, nearly nude traipse through life<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 622 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hildegard didn&#8217;t care what risks our marriage would pose to me, but I did. I had no desire to find out how Fleur would react. Hildegard wasn&#8217;t going to listen to reason, while her father showed no capacity for it. But that might give me my way out.<\/p>\n<p>I turned to the old man. &#8220;Your lovely daughter here wants to marry me, as you know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes! A son of Zeus Pamplemousse! With a mind like a falcon and a heart like a sumo wrestler!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, my heart is&#8230; <em>Not like a sumo wrestler.<\/em> In fact, I&#8217;m not a son of Zeus Pamplemousse. And Hildegard knows it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The codger squinted up at me. <em>&#8220;Good god, man, are you insane?&#8221;<\/em> He lowered his voice. &#8220;Play along, if you know what&#8217;s good for you. My daughter is <em>a wolf in girl&#8217;s clothing<\/em> who&#8217;s looking for a mate. Since <em>most guys&#8217; crotches are stank factories<\/em> she&#8217;s being picky. I don&#8217;t blame her. And you shouldn&#8217;t resist. Just smile, and nod, and in another few days you can set out on a <em>merry, nearly nude traipse through life<\/em> (if you don&#8217;t mind a little frostbite).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not like a sumo wrestler. \u201cGood god, man, are you insane?\u201d a wolf in girl\u2019s clothing most guys\u2019 crotches are stank factories merry, nearly nude traipse through life Tune in next time part 622 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Hildegard didn&#8217;t care what risks our marriage would pose to me, but I did. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-8077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8077"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8086,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077\/revisions\/8086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}