{"id":8056,"date":"2021-07-26T08:48:29","date_gmt":"2021-07-26T12:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=8056"},"modified":"2021-07-24T12:20:13","modified_gmt":"2021-07-24T16:20:13","slug":"say-no-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/say-no-more\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Say No More!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>and things of that nature<\/li>\n<li>has a living raccoon on his head<\/li>\n<li>witchcraft-induced hair color change<\/li>\n<li>losing sleep all week because of this<\/li>\n<li>I will come and claim you<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 617 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Say no more!&#8221; the emcee chortled with an elaborate wink. &#8220;You are clearly a discerning gentleman.&#8221; He went on in a highly suspicious British accent, insinuating that I must have elaborate fetishes and fantasies, <em>and things of that nature<\/em>. It&#8217;s hard to take a man seriously when it looks like he either <em>has a living raccoon on his head<\/em>, or perhaps merely <em>witchcraft-induced hair color change<\/em>. What I&#8217;m saying is, the theatre would benefit from a higher wig budget. But it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;ll be <em>losing sleep all week because of this<\/em>, or anything: I&#8217;m not a theatre critic anymore.<\/p>\n<p>I gestured for the show to continue, vaguely curious about the amazing sex fundamentals I had been promised.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;During intermission\u00a0<span style=\"border: none; font-style: italic;\">I will come and claim you<\/span>r winning ticket!&#8221; the emcee (or his wig) threatened with another lewd wink. &#8220;And now, on with the show!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The orchestra worked itself into a frenzy.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and things of that nature has a living raccoon on his head witchcraft-induced hair color change losing sleep all week because of this I will come and claim you Tune in next time part 617 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Say no more!&#8221; the emcee chortled with an elaborate wink. &#8220;You are clearly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[255,378,91,403],"class_list":["post-8056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-actor","tag-advice","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8059,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8056\/revisions\/8059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}