{"id":800,"date":"2012-12-17T08:22:12","date_gmt":"2012-12-17T13:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=800"},"modified":"2013-12-31T18:40:11","modified_gmt":"2013-12-31T23:40:11","slug":"i-knew-i-should-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/i-knew-i-should-have\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Knew I Should Have&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-13\" title=\"j-avatar\" alt=\"by jen\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Character &#8211; Typhoid Stanley<\/li>\n<li>Setting &#8211; the caves of Neptune<\/li>\n<li>Object &#8211; scissors<\/li>\n<li>Situation &#8211; lost<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&#8220;I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque,&#8221; muttered Stanley.<\/p>\n<p>He peered through the windshield at the luminous blue-green walls surrounding the hoppercraft.<\/p>\n<p>Mary sighed heavily. He knew what she was thinking. Another Typhoid family vacation ruined.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll ask where we are,&#8221; he said, and stepped outside. He stretched his tentacles and floobled\u00a0over to the information kiosk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Caves of Neptune Welcome You,&#8221; he translated the sign.<\/p>\n<p>Stanley sighed and floobled back to the hopper.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re lost,&#8221; he said. &#8220;That&#8217;s the last time we let Junior play with the scissors and the map.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Character &#8211; Typhoid Stanley Setting &#8211; the caves of Neptune Object &#8211; scissors Situation &#8211; lost &#8220;I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque,&#8221; muttered Stanley. He peered through the windshield at the luminous blue-green walls surrounding the hoppercraft. Mary sighed heavily. He knew what she was thinking. Another Typhoid family vacation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318],"tags":[42,271],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","tag-alien","tag-scifi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1692,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions\/1692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}