{"id":7999,"date":"2021-06-28T08:43:06","date_gmt":"2021-06-28T12:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7999"},"modified":"2021-06-27T14:34:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T18:34:57","slug":"before-i-could-race-after-tessa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/before-i-could-race-after-tessa\/","title":{"rendered":"Before I Could Race After Tessa"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>captivate and confuse<\/li>\n<li>shaped like a yellow submarine<\/li>\n<li>suitcase full of raw meat<\/li>\n<li>Uncle Gossamer<\/li>\n<li>licking her partner\u2019s fingers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 609 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Before I could race after Tessa, a hand gripped me by the shoulder. A hand with long, elegant fingernails that glowed in the dark. Startled, I whirled around and saw two women dressed to <em>captivate and confuse<\/em>. The two of them shared a single luminous bikini, <em>shaped like a yellow submarine<\/em> but colored like a <em>suitcase full of raw meat<\/em>. In addition to their phosphorescent manicures and swimwear, they each wore a vibrantly glowing green wig.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hi,&#8221; said the woman on the right. &#8220;I&#8217;m <em>Uncle Gossamer<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman on the left stopped <em>licking her partner&#8217;s fingers<\/em> long enough to say, &#8220;And I&#8217;m Uncle Marigold. You&#8217;ll need to come with us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>captivate and confuse shaped like a yellow submarine suitcase full of raw meat Uncle Gossamer licking her partner\u2019s fingers Tune in next time part 609 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Before I could race after Tessa, a hand gripped me by the shoulder. A hand with long, elegant fingernails that glowed in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,403],"class_list":["post-7999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7999"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8003,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7999\/revisions\/8003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}