{"id":7975,"date":"2021-06-14T08:29:49","date_gmt":"2021-06-14T12:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7975"},"modified":"2021-06-13T18:49:51","modified_gmt":"2021-06-13T22:49:51","slug":"one-final-shove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/one-final-shove\/","title":{"rendered":"One Final Shove"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>stop licking your arms<\/li>\n<li>the flippin\u2019 nipple<\/li>\n<li>My sister ditched me<\/li>\n<li>breathless rumor-mongering<\/li>\n<li>a sluglike glob of substance<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 605 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One final shove from Tessa sent me through the hole and I landed atop John in a painful heap. So far, no poop, which meant I&#8217;d been right about how disused this outhouse was. I scrambled off John and stood with my back against the wall, making room for Tessa. John wasn&#8217;t as quick, and in a second Tessa came feet-first through the hole and landed gracefully on top of him, the oil lamp in her hands.<\/p>\n<p>John groaned. I reached down to help him stand and found him nuzzling his own arms. &#8220;What the hell, <em>stop licking your arms<\/em>!&#8221; I cried.<\/p>\n<p>John threw me both a withering look and a gesture from our Academy days called <em>the flippin&#8217; nipple<\/em>. &#8220;They hurt,&#8221; he complained.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you, a dog? Licking them isn&#8217;t going to help.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t need this from you,&#8221; John said. &#8220;<em>My sister ditched me<\/em> at the auction because of all your <em>breathless rumor-mongering<\/em>. I had to finish the job by myself.<\/p>\n<p>I wondered which sister he was talking about.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;On your feet,&#8221; Tessa said. She reached to help John stand, but recoiled when she saw a <em>sluglike glob of substance<\/em> on his gloved hand. &#8220;That had better be a slug,&#8221; she muttered savagely.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stop licking your arms the flippin\u2019 nipple My sister ditched me breathless rumor-mongering a sluglike glob of substance Tune in next time part 605 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments One final shove from Tessa sent me through the hole and I landed atop John in a painful heap. So far, no poop, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,539,350,403],"class_list":["post-7975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-gross","tag-sister","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7978,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7975\/revisions\/7978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}