{"id":7961,"date":"2021-06-07T08:35:26","date_gmt":"2021-06-07T12:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7961"},"modified":"2021-06-06T20:11:13","modified_gmt":"2021-06-07T00:11:13","slug":"dont-make-jokes-about-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dont-make-jokes-about-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t Make Jokes About Poop&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>\u201cIt\u2019s my one rule.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Olga\u2019s younger and more receptive sister<\/li>\n<li>spider-infested genitals<\/li>\n<li>an awfully big adventure<\/li>\n<li>smelled like a liquor cabinet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 603\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t make jokes about poop,&#8221; Tessa demanded. <em>&#8220;It&#8217;s my one rule.&#8221;<\/em> She slammed the outhouse door closed. &#8220;Now,&#8221; she said, turning her attention to John&#8217;s awkward situation, &#8220;what do we do about <em>Olga&#8217;s younger and more receptive sister<\/em> here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We could dump him through the hole,&#8221; I lispingly suggested.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I said no poop jokes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This place has been abandoned for ages. Anyone who tried to use the toilet would wind up with <em>spider-infested genitals<\/em>. I&#8217;m sure that if we shove John down in there he&#8217;ll have <em>an awfully big adventure<\/em>, but not a terrifically stinky one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Below our tangled limbs, my trapped frenemy wriggled, trying to free himself. He worked up a sweat and soon the whole tiny room <em>smelled like a liquor cabinet<\/em>. I worried about the safety of using an oil lamp in such an atmosphere.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey,&#8221; John&#8217;s voice resonated under the floor. &#8220;There&#8217;s a tunnel down here. It heads in the direction of Bumpengrynd. Push me through the hole and I&#8217;ll make my way there quickly, protected from the storm!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIt\u2019s my one rule.\u201d Olga\u2019s younger and more receptive sister spider-infested genitals an awfully big adventure smelled like a liquor cabinet Tune in next time part 603\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Don&#8217;t make jokes about poop,&#8221; Tessa demanded. &#8220;It&#8217;s my one rule.&#8221; She slammed the outhouse door closed. &#8220;Now,&#8221; she said, turning her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[330,91,539,403],"class_list":["post-7961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-alcohol","tag-bonus-points","tag-gross","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7961"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7965,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7961\/revisions\/7965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}