{"id":7914,"date":"2021-05-17T08:36:25","date_gmt":"2021-05-17T12:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7914"},"modified":"2021-05-16T16:00:13","modified_gmt":"2021-05-16T20:00:13","slug":"jessamins-twin-is-benjamin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/jessamins-twin-is-benjamin\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Jessamin&#8217;s Twin is Benjamin&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>political performance art<\/li>\n<li>puked up feathers<\/li>\n<li>Just be glad you don\u2019t have to wear them.<\/li>\n<li>cold, damp, and comfortable<\/li>\n<li>complete with all the hot-dog inspired accessories<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 597\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jessamin&#8217;s twin is Benjamin,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Where she excels at villainy, he&#8217;s obsessed with <em>political performance art<\/em>. The last piece of his that I saw had him wearing a wad of <em>puked up feathers<\/em> to represent America&#8217;s relationship with the Canary Islands. Before his performance he said to me, &#8216;<em>Just be glad you don&#8217;t have to wear them.<\/em> They&#8217;re <em>cold, damp, and comfortable<\/em> enough to not cause lasting damage, but just barely.&#8217; I told him nobody was making him wear them, and he told me I was wrong. His muse demanded that he dress that way, <em>complete with all the hot-dog inspired accessories<\/em>, and the mittens.&#8221; I shook my head.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why are you telling me about Benjamin?&#8221; Tessa asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wherever Jessamin goes, Benjamin follows. We&#8217;ll likely run into both of them and I want you to know what to expect.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>political performance art puked up feathers Just be glad you don\u2019t have to wear them. cold, damp, and comfortable complete with all the hot-dog inspired accessories Tune in next time part 597\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Jessamin&#8217;s twin is Benjamin,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Where she excels at villainy, he&#8217;s obsessed with political performance art. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,24,341,34,403],"class_list":["post-7914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-brother","tag-clothes","tag-loincloth","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7914"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7921,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7914\/revisions\/7921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}