{"id":7881,"date":"2021-04-28T08:41:32","date_gmt":"2021-04-28T12:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7881"},"modified":"2021-05-04T21:44:28","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T01:44:28","slug":"none-of-us-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/none-of-us-know\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;None of Us Know&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>weird hiccup action<\/li>\n<li>spontaneous in origin and artistically harmonized<\/li>\n<li>Are you two brothers?<\/li>\n<li>kinda fun, in a spill-proof way<\/li>\n<li>slaughter any scouting parties we encountered<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 592\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;None of us know exactly how many others exist,&#8221; the Tessabot explained. &#8220;We&#8217;ve just run into each other now and then and shared info. My nickname is&#8230;&#8221; She rolled her eyes. &#8220;Do I have to tell you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I nodded.<\/p>\n<p>Her voice dropped so much I could barely hear her say it. &#8220;The Toot Fairy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you say &#8216;Tooth Fairy&#8217;?&#8221; I asked hopefully.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, the Toot Fairy,&#8221; she repeated. Each time she said the name there was some kind of <em>weird hiccup action<\/em> on the word &#8216;toot.&#8217; She sighed. &#8220;There&#8217;s no real system to the nicknames; our goal was for them to be <em>spontanous in origin and aritistically harmonized<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How about if I keep calling you Tessa?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She nodded gratefully. &#8220;Even though it does sometimes give me an identity crisis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That I can relate to,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Having a twin. As kids we seldom went around together, but anytime we did people would see us and ask, &#8216;<em>Are you two brothers?<\/em>&#8216;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She laughed.<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;We really do need to reach Twerkistan. Never mind the photographer, it&#8217;s a matter of basic survival.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Speak for yourself. I can last indefinitely in the wilderness. Being a TSS-A Unit has its advantages, and can be <em>kinda fun, in a spill-proof way<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Spill-proof? And here I was counting on you to<em> slaughter any scouting parties we encountered<\/em> on the way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>weird hiccup action spontaneous in origin and artistically harmonized Are you two brothers? kinda fun, in a spill-proof way slaughter any scouting parties we encountered Tune in next time part 592\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;None of us know exactly how many others exist,&#8221; the Tessabot explained. &#8220;We&#8217;ve just run into each other now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,305,403],"class_list":["post-7881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-robot","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7881"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7898,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7881\/revisions\/7898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}