{"id":788,"date":"2012-12-05T08:48:47","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T13:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skelleyverse.com\/?p=788"},"modified":"2013-12-31T18:35:58","modified_gmt":"2013-12-31T23:35:58","slug":"steve-walked-up-to-the-counter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/steve-walked-up-to-the-counter\/","title":{"rendered":"Steve Walked Up To The Counter"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-24\" title=\"k-avatar\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>Character &#8211; interior designer<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">Setting &#8211; shopping mall<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">Object &#8211; lunar rock<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"line-height: 16px;\">Situation &#8211; dropped a contact<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Steve walked up to the counter with his purchases &#8211; a &#8220;moon rock&#8221; and two hand-crafted replica ceremonial masks &#8220;from Honduras.&#8221; These seasonal stores at the mall sure made his job simpler.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Forty-three Seventy-five. Charge? Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Steve ran his hands through his long hair while the cashier waited for her machine. She was an older unit &#8211; the cashier, not the machine &#8211; but had a tattoo peeking out over her low collar.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So you collect this stuff?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s for a client. I&#8217;m an interior designer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey! My nephew would love to meet you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Steve pinched the bridge of his nose and shut his eyes tightly, causing his right contact to pop out. &#8220;I&#8217;m not gay, alright? Just because a guy has long hair and decorates for a living doesn&#8217;t automatically make him gay!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cashier wilted. &#8220;Jimmy&#8217;s not gay either. He just bought a new house, though.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"About 4 Elements Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/about-4-elements-prompts\/\">about 4 elements writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Writing Prompt Generator\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/writing-prompt-generator\/\">handy dandy writing prompt generator<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Character &#8211; interior designer Setting &#8211; shopping mall Object &#8211; lunar rock Situation &#8211; dropped a contact Steve walked up to the counter with his purchases &#8211; a &#8220;moon rock&#8221; and two hand-crafted replica ceremonial masks &#8220;from Honduras.&#8221; These seasonal stores at the mall sure made his job simpler. &#8220;Forty-three Seventy-five. Charge? Okay.&#8221; Steve ran [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,4],"tags":[256],"class_list":["post-788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-four-elements-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-nephew"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1861,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions\/1861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}