{"id":7702,"date":"2021-01-27T08:13:42","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T13:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7702"},"modified":"2021-01-25T21:19:47","modified_gmt":"2021-01-26T02:19:47","slug":"did-you-ever-have-that-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/did-you-ever-have-that-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Did You Ever Have That Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>made up his own version<\/li>\n<li>an alien noise emerging from my mouth<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou wouldn\u2019t forget him.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>an absolutely filthy martini<\/li>\n<li>like a skintight diaper<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 566<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did you ever have that dream where you&#8217;re the guy who impersonated his twin brother, the guy who forgot the words and just <em>made up his own version<\/em> of that twin&#8217;s trademark rap in front of a bunch of wedding guests who were mostly snotty, entitled royalty from the snottiest, most entitled country on the planet? I wished I was having it right then, instead of all that being what was really happening to me. I danced under the floral arch on the stage, <em>an alien noise emerging from my mouth<\/em> in hopes that the audience &#8212; who no doubt knew the lyrics &#8212; would subconsciously fill in the proper rhymes.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I found a way to end the performance, I was drenched in sweat. I stumbled to the bar amid a hemi-demi-semi smattering of applause. I felt bad for what this was likely to do for Jason&#8217;s career.<\/p>\n<p>I overheard one of the wedding guests asking another if she&#8217;d ever met Viscount Arlo. She said something noncommital, to which the first replied, <em>&#8220;You wouldn&#8217;t forget him.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The bartender told me that whatever I wanted would be on the house, as part of my rider. I smiled. &#8220;Make me <em>an absolutely filthy martini<\/em>. I want it to be <em>like a skintight diaper<\/em> of a beverage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While I awaited my drink, I watched the Tessabot twirling amid the Svenborgians, wondering how we were going to get out of here.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>made up his own version an alien noise emerging from my mouth \u201cYou wouldn\u2019t forget him.\u201d an absolutely filthy martini like a skintight diaper Tune in next time part 566\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments Did you ever have that dream where you&#8217;re the guy who impersonated his twin brother, the guy who forgot the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-7702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7702"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7708,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702\/revisions\/7708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}