{"id":7676,"date":"2021-01-11T20:32:49","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T01:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7676"},"modified":"2021-01-12T20:50:58","modified_gmt":"2021-01-13T01:50:58","slug":"just-how-drunk-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/just-how-drunk-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cJust how drunk are you?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>the kind of tipsy where I should want to hug everyone<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ll be using your name<\/li>\n<li>filled a room with balloons<\/li>\n<li>suspended above that giant cocktail glass<\/li>\n<li>\u201cOh, it *smells* like chocolate, too!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 561<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just how drunk are you?&#8221; I asked my brother.<\/p>\n<p>He lisp-whispered back, &#8220;I&#8217;m not drunk. I&#8217;m <em>the kind of tipsy where I should want to hug everyone<\/em>, but have you seen these guests? No, thank you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When will you take the stage?&#8221; I hoped to be able to make my getaway while he had everyone entranced.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t be,&#8221; he lispered. &#8220;Instead, <em>I&#8217;ll be using your name<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Arlo<\/span>, to check into the honeymoon suite. The hotel staff <em>filled a room with balloons<\/em> for the happy couple, all of them inflated with air from the Svenborgian Alps. In the bathroom there is a bathtub shaped like a martini glass, and <em>suspended above that giant cocktail glass<\/em> is a bubblebath dispenser. It might seem a little weird, because the liquid is brown and looks like chocolate syrup. But it makes you look like you have a great tan.&#8221; He grabbed a forkful of my dubious dessert. <em>&#8220;Oh, it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">smells<\/span> like chocolate, too!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I was familiar with Svenborgian fauxcocoa and its mildly hallucinogenic properties. If the woman beside me had been the real Tessa, I would have been disappointed not to partake with her. As it was, Jason was welcome to it. As long as as I had an opportunity to escape the island.<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the kind of tipsy where I should want to hug everyone I\u2019ll be using your name filled a room with balloons suspended above that giant cocktail glass \u201cOh, it *smells* like chocolate, too!\u201d Tune in next time part 561\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Just how drunk are you?&#8221; I asked my brother. 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