{"id":7660,"date":"2020-12-28T08:35:05","date_gmt":"2020-12-28T13:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7660"},"modified":"2020-12-27T16:59:44","modified_gmt":"2020-12-27T21:59:44","slug":"while-we-awaited-the-arrival-of-the-dessert-goose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/while-we-awaited-the-arrival-of-the-dessert-goose\/","title":{"rendered":"While We Awaited the Arrival of the Dessert Goose"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>like a bar of soap full of dead ants<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m not particular<\/li>\n<li>However, a pirate named<\/li>\n<li>but you have a job to do<\/li>\n<li>Oh, fork your sister.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 557<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>While we awaited the arrival of the dessert goose and my twin, the pastry chef presented us with something she claimed was our wedding cake. It looked <em>like a bar of soap full of dead ants<\/em>. <em>I&#8217;m not particular<\/em>ly picky when it comes to sweets, but this looked utterly vile.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What the hell is this?&#8221; I whispered to Tessa, eyeing the disgusting trifle.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Svenborgian tradition dictates a fruitcake be served at weddings,&#8221; she whispered back. &#8220;<em>However, a pirate named<\/em> Jorgensen raided the kitchen last week and stole all the raisins.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That doesn&#8217;t entirely answer my question.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It might look a little questionable, <em>but you have a job to do<\/em>. And that job is cutting this cake with me and eating a bite. You have to act the part of the Viscount so no one gets suspicious. My sister Titania will be on the warpath if she finds out this is all a ruse.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Oh, fork your sister.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I believe you already did.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>like a bar of soap full of dead ants I\u2019m not particular However, a pirate named but you have a job to do Oh, fork your sister. Tune in next time part 557\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments While we awaited the arrival of the dessert goose and my twin, the pastry chef presented [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,342,403,441],"class_list":["post-7660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-food","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7660"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7667,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7660\/revisions\/7667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}