{"id":7614,"date":"2020-12-07T08:48:31","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T13:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7614"},"modified":"2020-12-06T18:05:59","modified_gmt":"2020-12-06T23:05:59","slug":"its-ceremony-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/its-ceremony-time\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;It&#8217;s Ceremony Time!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>sibilance stretching the second word<\/li>\n<li>can\u2019t spell his own name<\/li>\n<li>part of a movement referred to as \u201cgoth\u201d<\/li>\n<li>engraved THIS MAN IS A PRICK<\/li>\n<li>label was in his handwriting<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 551<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s ceremony time!&#8221; announced the officiant, an odd <em>sibilance stretching the second word<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re out of your mind if you think I&#8217;m going to marry a man who <em>can&#8217;t spell his own name<\/em>,&#8221; the Tessabot raged.<\/p>\n<p>The officiant looked at me askance. He wore as much eyeliner as those teens who are <em>part of a movement referred to as &#8220;goth&#8221;<\/em> by the press.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can spell my name,&#8221; I assured. &#8220;My betrothed is merely experiencing cold feet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cold feet!&#8221; Tessa barked. &#8220;Cold feet! I should have known what a dick you are the first time I saw the medallion you always wear upon which is <em>engraved THIS MAN IS A PRICK<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As I suspected, her short circuit had her confusing me with the real Viscount Arlo.<\/p>\n<p>She whispered conspiratorially to the officiant, &#8220;To make it all just too perfect, the <em>label was in his handwriting<\/em>.&#8221; She shook her head. &#8220;His OWN handwriting!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sibilance stretching the second word can\u2019t spell his own name part of a movement referred to as \u201cgoth\u201d engraved THIS MAN IS A PRICK label was in his handwriting Tune in next time part 551\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;It&#8217;s ceremony time!&#8221; announced the officiant, an odd sibilance stretching the second word. &#8220;You&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,333,403,441],"class_list":["post-7614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-royalty","tag-tune-in-next-time","tag-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7617,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7614\/revisions\/7617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}