{"id":7590,"date":"2020-12-02T08:14:30","date_gmt":"2020-12-02T13:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7590"},"modified":"2020-11-30T21:14:45","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T02:14:45","slug":"dont-forget-what-a-beautiful-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/dont-forget-what-a-beautiful-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t Forget What a Beautiful Dance&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/k-avatar-e1443983846496.png\" alt=\"by Kent\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>what a beautiful dance<\/li>\n<li>\u201cAnd you treat me like this?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>pretty like his mommy<\/li>\n<li>a completely sweet guy<\/li>\n<li>hate him more than I can even explain<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 550<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t forget <em>what a beautiful dance<\/em> the real estate agents choreographed to celebrate your crowning,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>A spark shot out of the Tessabot&#8217;s left ear, followed by a whisp of smoke. She didn&#8217;t seem to have noticed it, but her mood changed very suddenly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re on our way to be married,&#8221; she growled. <em>&#8220;And you treat me like this?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Darling,&#8221; I crooned, &#8220;maybe you should sit down for a moment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She threw her arms wide in a contemptuous gesture. &#8220;Oh, he&#8217;s great, they all tried to tell me. He&#8217;s <em>pretty like his mommy<\/em> and <em>a completely sweet guy<\/em> to boot. Pffft!&#8221; Her eyes locked onto mine. She took a menacing step in my direction. &#8220;I <em>hate him more than I can even explain<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>what a beautiful dance \u201cAnd you treat me like this?\u201d pretty like his mommy a completely sweet guy hate him more than I can even explain Tune in next time part 550\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Don&#8217;t forget what a beautiful dance the real estate agents choreographed to celebrate your crowning,&#8221; I said. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,403],"class_list":["post-7590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7590"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7597,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7590\/revisions\/7597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}