{"id":7589,"date":"2020-11-30T14:07:07","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T19:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/?p=7589"},"modified":"2020-11-30T14:07:07","modified_gmt":"2020-11-30T19:07:07","slug":"tell-him-everything-about-the-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tell-him-everything-about-the-club\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Tell Him Everything About the Club&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13\" src=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/j-avatar-e1443983489508.png\" alt=\"by jen\" width=\"81\" height=\"81\" \/>there were X-rays<\/li>\n<li>official uniform for all real estate agents everywhere<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI see it clearly! It is a volcano.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>serial killer baseball cards<\/li>\n<li>worn by Cleopatra<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Tune in next time part 549<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/tune-in-next-time\/\">Click Here for Earlier Installments<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tell him everything about the club,&#8221; I goaded, to keep Tessa talking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The theme of the club was &#8216;hospitals&#8217;,&#8221; she said. &#8220;And <em>there were X-rays<\/em> over all the lights, which gave everything a blueish glow. The staff all wore white lab coats, but every other patron in the place, besides the Viscount and myself, were dressed in gold jackets, which everyone knows is the <em>official uniform for all real estate agents everywhere<\/em>.&#8221; She shook her head. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know why the agents decided to have their convention at a bar called Hospital, but we were surrounded, weren&#8217;t we darling?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was my turn to pick up the tale again. &#8220;Oh yes, simply surrounded. And one of them pointed to Tessa&#8217;s lava lamp dress and said, <em>&#8216;I see it clearly! It is a volcano.&#8217;<\/em>\u00a0Which made the rest of them give us the once-over suspiciously, like they&#8217;d seen our faces in a pack of <em>serial killer baseball cards<\/em> or something. Most unsettling. But I charmed them by telling them it was the very same volcano dress <em>worn by Cleopatra<\/em> at her coronation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tessa giggled. &#8220;They were amazed! So amazed they declared me Queen of All Real Estate Agents! They held my coronation immediately. I still have the ceremonial gold jacket at home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>bonus points for using them in order<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Stichomancy Writing Prompts\" href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompts\/\">about stichomancy writing prompts<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/stichomancy-writing-prompt-generator\/\">try our stichomancy writing prompt generator!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there were X-rays official uniform for all real estate agents everywhere \u201cI see it clearly! It is a volcano.\u201d serial killer baseball cards worn by Cleopatra Tune in next time part 549\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Click Here for Earlier Installments &#8220;Tell him everything about the club,&#8221; I goaded, to keep Tessa talking. &#8220;The theme of the club [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319,4],"tags":[91,341,279,403],"class_list":["post-7589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stichomancy-prompts","category-writing-prompts","tag-bonus-points","tag-clothes","tag-dance","tag-tune-in-next-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7589"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7596,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7589\/revisions\/7596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeskelley.com\/skelleyverse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}